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Ah Yelp…
I love yelp reviews are completely unrelated to the actual quality of the food, and only tangentially related to the service or establishment itself.
“…as I was sitting down about to enjoy my Blue Moon and slice of Pepperoni pizza the bartender bust out a SHAKE WEIGHT!!! Who does that? I’m sorry but this isn’t the gym, where is the manager and why are they letting their bartender use a SHAKE WEIGHT while WORKING?! So unprofessional!.. for that reason i give them 2 stars!”
NO! Not a SHAKE WEIGHT! I am more troubled by the idea that there is someone out there who uses a Shake Weight in earnestness to begin with, but it isn’t like their choice to jerk off a barbell is going to make your extra large Hawaiian go down any worse.
I wish we could review the Yelpers.
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